Tuesday, February 22, 2022

OUT WITH A WHIMPER: STAR TREK ENDS ITS CLASSIC RUN WITH ITS WORST EPISODE

 


Episode Title:  Turnabout Intruder

Air Date: 6/3/1969

Written by Arthur H. Singer and Gene Roddenberry

Directed by Herb Wallerstein

Cast: William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk    Leonard Nimoy as Commander Spock             DeForest Kelley as Dr. Leonard H. McCoy AKA “Bones”              James Doohan  as Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott AKA “Scotty”        George Takei  as Lieutenant  Hikaru Sulu              Barbara Baldavin as Lieutenant Angela Martine                    Bill Blackburn as Lieutenant Hadley        Roger Holloway as Lieutenant Lemli           David L. Ross as Lieutenant Galoway              Majel Barrett as Nurse Christine Chapel          Walter Koenig as Ensign Pavel Chekov     Tom Anfinsen as unnamed Medical Technician     James Drake as      unnamed Security Guard                 John Boyer as unnamed Security Guard                            Sandra Smith as Janice Lester             Harry Landers as Dr. Coleman         

Ships: USS Enterprise NCC-1701

Planets: Camus II

My Spoiler filled summary and review: Kirk, Spock, and McCoy beam down to the planet Camus II where a science expedition has met with disaster.  Radiation poisoning has killed all but two.  One of the two however is dying and it is the expedition’s leader, Dr. Janice Lester.  Lester is an ex-girl-friend of Captain Kirk’s and the two had a really toxic relationship.  Lester blames Kirk for not sharing more of his success with her and holding her back.  A number of things are said that I will talk more about in the additional thoughts section.  The conversation is in private because McCoy, Spock, and the expedition’s other survivor Dr. Coleman leave in an unsuccessful attempt to see if they can still save any of the others. Throughout the conversation Kirk seems to try and calm his former girlfriend as she meets her end but it doesn’t seem to be working. 


Kirk takes a look at some of the machinery in this place they were researching and when he steps in the wrong spot, Lester pulls out a remote control and activates the machine leaving Kirk frozen in place.  She then stands next to him and we see the machine take each person’s “mind” and place into the others body. The Lester/Kirk now plans to murder Kirk/Lester however, like most villains, “Kirk” needs to gloat a little bit before doing the deed and this allows for the others to return spoiling her plan.

"Kirk" trying to kill "Lester"

They decide to take “Lester” to the Enterprise for better care. While on the ship “Kirk” tells Spock about how it was “his” fault that his relationship with “Lester” went so poorly.  McCoy and Coleman are treating “Lester” and McCoy is quickly convinced that Coleman doesn’t know his butt from his elbow.  However, “Kirk” overrides him and places “Lester” under the exclusive control for Dr. Coleman.  McCoy protests as he is the Chief Medical Officer and his authority on medical matters is absolute.  “Kirk” explains it is a management decision not a medical one.

"Kirk" fires McCoy

This isn’t the only thing that “Kirk” does to arouse suspicions.  On the bridge “Kirk” tries to redirect the ship in a way that doesn’t make sense and snaps at Spock when he points this out.  He then snaps at Uhura’s fill-in when she tries to get his clearance for basic procedure. Which must have been a shock for poor Martine considering this man was once to preform her marriage ceremony. When in Kirk’s quarters McCoy revels that Coleman’s a fraud and the Captain doesn’t back down, instead continues to file “his” nails, McCoy orders that the Captain in for a physical and mental evaluation. 

McCoy begins to feel that something is not right

“Lester” comes to and requests to see McCoy however is horrified to learn that Coleman is in charge of “her” care.  “Lester” realizes Coleman is in on it and they are relying on that no one will believe the ravings of a mad woman.  Later “Lester” asks to see Spock but before that can happen Coleman and “Kirk” stop them from getting together by placing “her” in insolation with strict orders that she see no one but Captain Kirk.  Spock stops by anyway and convinces Lt. Galloway (who must still be in deep morning for the loss of his identical twin brother killed by Captain Tracey last year) allows Spock to see “her.” 

This isn't me!

While Spock is seeing “Lester” McCoy is giving “Kirk” “his” exam.  The body is fine but that wasn’t at issue.  The real challenge was the mental test.  This should have broken “Kirk” but through strength of will and plot armor “he” passes.  Meanwhile Spock is engaging with “Lester.”  “She” is trying to remind Spock of their past adventures such as “The Tholian Web” and “The Empath.”  This doesn’t work as those were recorded events.  (I think Kirk should have gone for “The City on the Edge of Forever,” painful as it maybe, I am sure that adventure was top secret.)  “Lester” than asks for a Vulcan mind-meld. Spock complies and then realizes the truth that “Lester” is the true Kirk. 


The two try to escape but are caught by “Kirk” and security.  Spock goes on trial where “Lester” is forced to testify.  This doesn’t go as “Kirk” would want it.  Instead of seeing an irrational woman, they find “her” story quite fitting with all the other strange adventures they had been through.  I mean this isn’t even the strangest thing they have encountered in the last few weeks.  After all, with the population of an alien planet all escaping to the past, Abe Lincoln, an immortal claiming to be Alexander the Great and Leonardo Di Vinci, this wasn’t much of a tale.  Also given how weird Kirk was acting right in front of them it was actually quite a good explanation.  The only thing holding McCoy and Scotty back was “Kirk” passing McCoy’s exam, they kept asking for some evidence beyond the mind-meld.  McCoy and Scotty decide they will vote not to go to court martial and help Spock take control of the ship.  However, “Kirk” was recording them and has them both arrested.  “Kirk” then claims they will face execution leading to Sulu and Chekov to object saying only trips to Talos IV can mandate that.  Kirk threatens them with arrest too.

Spock knows

When “Kirk” arrives on the bridge “he” finds no one will obey “his” orders.  Then the transfer almost breaks leading the creation of one of Star Trek’s most famous memes.  “Kirk” goes to Coleman who reports that they need to kill “Lester” to make the transfer permanent.  Coleman hesitates but “Kirk” reminds him that they already killed their entire party on Camus II.  So, they go for the final murder.  Their prisoners don’t go quietly and despite being in a woman’s body Captain Kirk is still the greatest fighter in the galaxy.  The battle is short lived and the transfer undone.  Lester is angry to be back in her body and that she can’t be the Captain anymore.  Coleman confesses he loves her, and then asks Kirk and company to allow him to take care of Lester.  The Enterprise crew in a bizarre turn of events agree to allow this.  Apparently stealing Kirk’s body and trying to murder him and is senior officers is crime they are willing to let slide.   Do they even know she and Coleman already murdered their entire party?  I don’t think so and I hope not.  They blame the whole thing on Lester being a self-hating female and agree to let bygones be bygones.  Thus, Star Trek comes to an end on the weakest note possible.

The most famous Captain Kirk meme and it isn't Captain Kirk!

Additional thoughts: This is a terrible episode and it is damn shame that the series had to end like this.  With the death of former President Dwight D. Eisenhower, the airdate was delayed until June.  Imagine having to wait for Star Trek for weeks only to have this episode come on before going off the air for good.  It must have been hard.  I will admit having watched it for the review it was not quite as bad as I remembered.  There actually are some good points about the episode.  I like for example the references to earlier episodes when it is appropriate.  My favorite part of the episode is Lester and Coleman banking on that no one will believe the story from Kirk but having this fail because the crew of the Enterprise is so use to dealing with such strange things that this doesn’t seem too odd for them.

caught

                One of the things that improved upon my viewing it last is the conduct of the Enterprise crew.  One of my traditional beefs with this episode is how Lester is able to set herself up as a petty tyrant just because she is in Kirk’s body.  I thought it went against the traditional of Starfleet and this crew. When “bad” Kirk tried to abandon the away team in “The Enemy Within” the bridge crew immediately turned against him.  Mirror Kirk lasted only a few hours before Spock threw him in the brig.  Kirk got to show Captain Tracey what happens when you give his crew crazy orders while being order to provide weapons at phaser point.  Lastly, Garth of Izar had his entire crew turn against him when he went insane.  I always remember Lester using the ship’s security as her own person Gestapo most disgraceful.  However, while re-watching I noticed how quickly Lester lost control of the bridge and gained the suspicions of Spock and McCoy.  The arrest of Spock turns McCoy and Scotty against her and Lester’s pronouncement of the death penalty costs her Sulu and Chekov as they lead a non-cooperative munity from the bridge.  I think if Lester tried to go through with the executions, then that would have caused security to revolt.  This saved the episode from being a “1” however we need to look at why it is a “2.” 

“Your world of starship captains doesn’t admit women.” That one line is the beginning of the problems that the episode has.  I was a kid when I first saw this episode and I knew it was bull.  Lester was clearly nuts.  There are women officers on the Enterprise, we once saw a woman as the first officer of that very starship.  Why would Starfleet let women rise all the way to first officer but not let them be the captain?  Despite the fact that this claim went in one ear and out the other for me this wasn’t the case for others.  I have heard interviews from women who were fans when this came out who were emotionally crushed because of it.  Some have tried to say that they were talking about relationships not the role of women in Starfleet however considering what goes on in the rest of the episode I can’t buy that.   Lester is just crazy; Kirk doesn’t bother to correct her “no girl captains” comment because he thought she was dying so why continue to deny her delusions?

 However Crazy Lester is another problem.  You have a woman who complains about being discriminated against in account of her gender in a way that is not possible in the Star Trek universe. So, we have a woman who complains about sexism only to be shown that she is just crazy, in 1969, a time period where women were still restricted on being able to get a credit card independently.  It gives the impression that the women who were going around protesting actual real-world discrimination are all just a bunch of crazy chicks.

"Kirk" putting Spock on trial with Lester!

On another topic when did Kirk and Lester have their relationship?  It seems before his time on the Enterprise as none of this crew know her.  However, from their conversation it appears he was already a starship captain when they met.  Did Kirk have a command before the Enterprise?  I heard that in one of his old back stories he used to have command of a destroyer before moving on to a heavy cruiser.  Kirk’s first command might be a story that I would like to see.

During Spock’s trial, McCoy and Scotty are looking for evidence to back Spock’s story.  Why didn’t they look in the Captain’s personal log?  They are official ship records you can access them if you need to.  If you did there would one heck of a shock.  In Star Trek we have had some strange Captain’s Log entries.  Right before a duel with Trelane was one.  How about when Kirk was still entering log entries in the mirror universe?  This one takes the cake, both Lester and Kirk in each other’s bodies record log entries. Lester details her entire evil plan to steal Kirk’s body and kill him so she can command the Enterprise. Good grief!

"Kirk's" final and failed attempt

As bad as Turnabout Intruder is could it have worked?  It could have used some alterations let’s just fix some of the dialogue:

LESTER: You got to be a great starship captain and you didn’t allow me to become one.

KIRK: Janice, I told you if you want to become a captain you first have attend Starfleet Academy and earn a commission in Starfleet.  Then you have to work your way up the ranks. 

LESTER: Damn it! We’re the same age, if I started the Academy right now do you realize how long it would take for me to make captain?  You know you told me how unusual it was for you to get your first command as fast as you did.  By the time I earned it I would be old.  I shouldn’t have to earn a commission you should have told Starfleet you were going to share yours!  We could have both been the captain together. 

KIRK: Janice, that is not how Starfleet works you can’t share commissions everything needs to be earned on merit.

At this point Lester screams and collapses, an exhausted Kirk steps away and over to the machine and then Lester grabs the control and nabs him.

Do that and also remove every instance of “I hate being a woman, no one lets women do anything” crap and you have a disturbed antagonist who is looking to steal Kirk’s life and so happens to be a woman.  It is no longer about someone whose motive is intense gender dysphoria that could be solved with hormonal treatments and surgery.  

The end of an era.  This would be for a number the last installment of Star Trek as a franchise and it will always be the last installment of its classic series.  It doesn’t feel like a final episode in any way.  You could say that is because it wasn’t supposed to be, however it doesn’t feel like a season final either.  To be fair this series never tried to end its seasons with any sort of super episode as you were supposed to be able to watch any episode in any particular order.  In a way that is also sort of fitting because there is nothing in the opening episode to tell you it’s the opening episode.  That is true if you are watching the one that aired first, pilot #1, or pilot# 2. 

FINAL GRADE 2 of 5 

POST SCRIPT

I made my first post on this blog on July 4, 2019.  For the over two and half years I have whittled away at this little hobby.  I have been a lifelong fan of Star Trek but I was never able to give back to it in any meaningful way.  That is what this blog has been all about it is my small way of giving back to Star Trek.  I didn’t put any time line on it because if I gave myself deadlines, I wouldn’t enjoy it because it would always feel like I was behind as I have to put my real job first.  However, since that time I have had a real fun time watching every episode of the classic Star Trek series and writing these reviews about them. It is the writing part that takes so long. I have never been a ‘binger’ I think a television episode is an art form and I want to be able to appreciate what each writer, directors, and actors of each episode were trying to make.  Still if I just watched an episode a day, I would have finished in three months. Writing a summary and review for every episode is very time consuming and I only have so much time to give.  Every time I hit a milestone such as the first appearance of the Romulans, Klingons, Tribbles, Spock’s planet, Spock’s parents, or when I would finish a season, I felt really good.  Now having reached the end this series I feel great, even though I will miss writing about these characters I am not really done yet.  There is still an animated series and some movies, and then after that it is a large franchise. 

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