CAPTAIN KIRK MEETS HIS OWN “CAPTAIN KIRK” AND IS VERY DISAPPOINTED

 

Episode Title:  Whom Gods Destroy

Air Date: 1/3/1969

Written by Lee Erwin and Jerry Sohl

Directed by Herb Wallerstein

Cast: William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk    Leonard Nimoy as Commander Spock             DeForest Kelley as Dr. Leonard H. McCoy AKA “Bones”              James Doohan  as Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott AKA “Scotty”        George Takei  as Lieutenant  Hikaru Sulu              Nichelle Nichols as Lieutenant Nyota Uhura          Bill Blackburn as Lieutenant Hadley     Frank da Vinci as Lieutenant Brent     Roger Holloway as Lieutenant Lemli   Jeannie Malone as unnamed Yeoman         Steve Ihnat as Fleet Captain Garth          Yvonne Craig as Marta        Keye Luke as Governor Cory        Dick Geary as unnamed Andorian        Gary Downey as unnamed Tellarite

Ships: USS Enterprise NCC-1701

Planets:  Elba II

My Spoiler filled summary and review: The Enterprise sets into orbit around Elba II, a rather inhospitable planet whose atmosphere could kill a humanoid in a short time, but one with an elaborate facility dedicated to treating the mentally insane.  The good news is Federation scientists have pulled together a new medicine that we are told will cure mental illness for all time.  You think this would be one of Dr. McCoy’s away missions but he is left on the ship as Kirk and Spock go at it alone.  

Hoping to aid these suffering people!

As the Captain and the First Officer beam down, they are greeted by Governor Cory who administers the planet.  That isn’t as impressive as it might sound because as already stated the medical facility is only thing on the planet.  While dropping off the medicine, the Governor tells them that they have a new patient, Fleet Captain Garth of Izar.  To Captain Kirk this as exciting as a Star Trek fan finding out that William Shatner has entered the building.  This man is Kirk’s personal hero and despite his condition the Captain would apricated the opportunity to stare at him even if it is awkward.  Cory allows this and they leave to see the once great Fleet Captain.

This is not the way Kirk imagined this meeting going!

Before they see Garth, they come across Batgirl, who is now green.   I have to pause for a moment just to appreciate the third Batman cross over in a row.  First Catwoman, then the Riddler, and now Batgirl.  Where is Adam West and Burt Ward?  Will they be here next week?  Batgirl, who is named Marta, claims Cory isn’t who he says he is.  However, they ignore her because she is crazy.  That turns out to be a mistake because when they reach Garth’s cell, they find another Cory in there.  Turns out Garth now has shape shifting powers and with pull of a switch, Kirk and Spock see that the lunatics are in charge of the asylum and they are now prisoners with the Governor.

Kirk learns from the Governor that Garth was injured on a mission to Antos IV.  The Antonians helped Garth heal himself by teaching him how to take control of his own atomic structure.  He used the ability to rebuild himself and gained the power to assume other people’s form temporally.  Unfortunately for everyone concerned it also made him insane.  His crew prevented him from destroying Antos IV by reliving him of command and imprisoning him.  Now in this asylum he managed to use his powers to take control.  In addition, Cory says that Garth has invented an explosive that can wreck the atmosphere of a planet.  

Garth takes the form of Captain Kirk with intent of taking over the Enterprise. Garth runs into a problem when trying to beam aboard.  Scotty says a chess move to him “Queen to Queen’s Level 3.” He repeats it when Kirk/Garth gets annoyed.  You see Garth is unlucky because Captain Kirk had been to a Federation Mental Institution before and was taken hostage.  On top of that he also has had copies of himself try to take command of his ship before.  So going to one these places Kirk gave Scotty a pass word for them to use in order to prevent something like what happened before.  (The hilarious part here is although this plan did successfully prevent Garth from boarding the Enterprise, it wouldn’t have stopped either of the pervious encounters.)

Kirk and Spock as Garth's "guests"

Garth has Kirk and Spock dine with him.  At their dinner they are all entertained by the beautiful Marta in all green Batgirl glory with both with dance and poetry.  There is an entertaining scene where Marta plagiarizes Shakespeare and gets called out by Garth.  The two of them have a serious Joker/Harley Quinn thing going on.  The entire time Garth is trying to get Kirk to give him the password while Kirk tries to appeal to the man Garth use to be by reminding him of the brotherhood of Starfleet officers using himself and Spock as an example.  Garth is amused but unmoved.

Back on the ship Scotty is still trying to figure out with Dr. McCoy, Sulu, and Uhura exactly what is going on.  They think the Captain maybe in trouble but they wonder why he just didn’t come out and say he was in trouble. They want to help but the facility is protected by a shield and they are afraid that if the use the Enterprise’s power against it they will destroy the outpost and everyone inside of it. Which doesn’t make any sense!  I mean if you can shift the ship’s phasers to stun to stop some gangsters then you certainly can adjust them to not kill everyone on the planet.

The Passion of Dr. Cory

Since entertainment did not win Kirk over, Garth tries a new method.  He has Governor Cory brought out and begins to misuse a treatment chair as a torture device.  This makes Kirk sad but doesn’t break him.  After all, if Spock and McCoy being threatened by duplicate Earth Romans doesn’t sway Kirk, he clearly won’t be swayed by torturing a stranger.  Garth then tries to torture Kirk directly, however this is not even the worst torture Kirk has ever had so it fails. 

Kirk's thinks "I have been in a chair like this before."

After Kirk’s torture session he awakens in a room with Marta the green Batgirl taking care of him.  She confesses her love for him and how she couldn’t allow him to suffer.  Then she tries to murder him.  She needs to kill him because she loves or so she tells Spock who comes to the rescue.  Spock and Kirk sneak into the station control room.  When they contact Scotty he asks “Queen to Queen’s level three,” Kirk orders Spock to give the pass code.  He can’t because he is not Spock.  Reverting to his Garth form he lets Kirk know that the phaser “Spock” gave him will not fire.  Now that Kirk is again his prisoner, Garth thinks a coronation will allow Kirk to recognize his legitimacy.

The Dancing Green Batgirl

Garth decides to create his own coronation ceremony.  Garth’s fellow patients, who are now his minions, take a chair and put higher level in the room so it becomes a throne.  Garth has a silly crown made up to wear on his head.  He crowns himself “Lord Garth, Master of the Universe.” He takes Marta as his consort and offers Kirk the role of his heir apparent.  Kirk still isn’t moved by this silly show.

The "coronation" of Lord Garth

To up the ante Garth decides to sacrifice Marta his consort.  He has his men through her out into the environment which alone is fatal.  However, Garth won’t allow his “consort” to suffer so he kills using his explosive material.  As soon as the explosion happens the Enterprise picks it up with their sensors.  At this moment Scotty realizes that he can fire the ship’s phasers at the station in a way that won’t hurt anyone.

You know Garth is crazy because he thinks this looks cool!

Realizing that he needs Kirk to break and the only way he can do that would be to threaten Spock. (Again, Garth wasn’t on the Roman planet so he doesn’t realize that plan won’t work.) Spock feigns unconsciousness and when he is being carried, he pulls a double nerve pinch on his attackers. Garth notices Spock has gotten the upper hand so he takes the form of Kirk.  Ironically this isn’t the first time that Spock has seen two Kirks in the same room before. This time he is sure one of them is fake, but after some false starts Spock just decides to wait for Garth to be forced to change back.  With that he tries to take a seat but one of the Kirks attacks him.  The two Kirks fight until one of them yells at Spock to stun them both.  Spock knows he is the true Kirk and stuns the other.  The real Kirk then calls the Enterprise for reinforcements and more of the medicine they were supposed to deliver from the start. When Scotty says “Queen to Queen’s Level Three” Kirk responds with “Queen to King’s Level One.” 

Later we see a recovered Dr. Cory treating Fleet Captain Garth, and as Kirk speaks with him it becomes clear that both Garth and the others are on their road to recovery. 

Additional thoughts: I don’t believe in the phrase “never meet your heroes” but if you do, please remember that they are human.  Kirk gets to meet his hero and finds himself playing the Batman role to his Joker.  I need to knock off the Batman references and I will when I stop seeing so many Batman actors.

The death of a Batgirl

The only thing I don’t like about this episode was the explosive that Garth had apparently invented.  I think it would have been better to leave that story element out.  It ended up being a Chekov’s Gun that never quite fired. I mean it did but it was quite underwhelming, it only killed one person who was already going to die.  It didn’t seem that impressive of an explosion without the Enterprise bridge crew saying it was.  

This is like the third time Kirk has had to fight himself. 

If anything, I think this is episode is a great example about how low-level threats can make episodes just as exciting as galaxy-ending threats.  Garth is hopelessly insane and very fun to watch.  You are never quite sure what he is going to do.  He can’t seem to keep a thought straight for more than a few minutes and becomes beyond enraged at stupid things. You feel that Kirk and Spock are endanger because he could randomly go off and kill either one of them.   Yet he can’t go beyond the asylum, even if boarded the Enterprise is Kirk’s form it would only be a short while before he discovered and overthrown.  That was exactly what happened on his own ship.  As soon as his insanity was made apparent his own crew got rid of him.

So, when was Garth’s time with Starfleet exactly?   Kirk said that Garth’s strategies were required reading at the Academy.  This would mean that Garth had been a famous starship captain for at least fifteen years.  However, it appears he remained a captain rather than moving on to command a Starbase as a commodore or admiral.  Although he has reached the rank of fleet captain.  (They should really get around to explaining what it is a fleet captain does.) The way his fall is discussed makes one conclude that this happened recently.  So, Captain Garth has been a starship captain for decades at this point, achieved fame, and Kirk who idolizes Garth while being a starship captain himself has never been able to meet him. 

Why is it so often that when Kirk meets a captain or former captain, they are messed up in the head?  Now to be fair I do want to give some praise here; Garth is the first former captain not to fall into the whole “my crew has died I can’t deal with it” trap.  His insanity is instead caused by an accident to him personally and nothing to do with his crew.  He may have lost his mind but his reputation as a commanding officer is still clearly intact.

Getting Better

One of my favorite moments of the episode had almost nothing to do with the plot.  When faced with the two Kirks Spock asks them what maneuver they used to trick the Romulan vessel near Tau Ceti.  One of the Kirks answers correctly “the Cochrane Deceleration Maneuver!” The other points out that maneuver is standard and any starship captain would know it.  What is so great about this scene is how it expands the Star Trek universe.  What they are referring to took place in neither "The Balance of Terror," "The Deadly Years," nor "The Enterprise Incident."  So, Spock is talking about an untold tale of a battle between the Enterprise and a Romulan vessel.  This means the five-year mission that the crew goes on is far richer than we are seeing.  These gaps of time are where many great Star Trek novels are featured.   

The only other complaint I had about this episode was the B-plot of Scotty and McCoy on the Enterprise added nothing to the overall story, except to remind us that they do have a ship. Other than that, this was a great episode.

FINAL GRADE 5 of 5

NEURAL NEUTRALIZER REALLY THAT BAD?

Episode Title:  Dagger of the Mind

Air Date: 11/3/1966

Written by Shimon Wincelberg (under the pen name "S. Bar-David")

Directed by Vincent McEveety

Cast: William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk    Leonard Nimoy as Lieutenant Commander Spock             DeForest Kelley as Dr. Leonard H. McCoy AKA “Bones”             Nichelle Nichols as Lieutenant Nyota Uhura             Marianna Hill as Dr. Helen Noel    Eddie Paskey as Lieutenant Leslie              Frank da Vinci as Lieutenant Brent        Larry Anthony as Transportation Man              John Arndt  as  Frist Crewman             James Gregory as Dr. Tristan Adams          Morgan Woodward  as Dr. Simon Van Gelder         Larry Anthony as Mr. Berkley                       Susanne Wasson as Lethe              Ed McCready as Inmate        Eliezer Behar as Therapist          Walt Davis as Tantalus message

Ships: USS Enterprise NCC-1701

Planets:  Tantalus V

My Spoiler filled summary and review:  The Enterprise is dropping off supplies to and picking up official records from the colony Tantalus V.  The transporter crew almost fails in this simple assignment until Captain Kirk reminds them that they can’t beam through shields.  Turns out that they picked up something more than records, a man sneaks out of the box and shows the transporter crew that they’re just as bad at fighting as they are at transporting through shields.

                Kirk when speaking to Mr. Spock and Dr. McCoy goes on to explain how he admires Dr. Tristan Evans, the chief medical director at Tantalus V.  Dr. Evans has turned prisons into hospitals where sick minds can be treated as opposed to simply imprisoned.  McCoy has his suspicions, while Mr. Spock seems to agree.  They get emergency call from the planet explaining that they have had a prisoner escape.  When Kirk confirms that the prisoner is aboard a ship wide manhunt begins.  However the prisoner makes his way to the bridge the phaser.  He demands asylum from Captain Kirk to protect him from his tormentors on the planet, Kirk can’t promise anything at phaser-point and Spock disables him a Vulcan nerve pinch. 

Captain Kirk doesn't make for a good hostage.

When the prisoner wakes up in sick bay he says some wild things to Dr. McCoy.  He says his name is Dr. Simon Van Geller and he is the assistant of Dr. Adams.  He claims that Adams was torturing him using a device called a neural neutralizer.  This is why he appears so messed up.  The problem however is that these accusations that he makes are also made in the company of other random statements that he utters in between his claims.  It’s hard to tell if what any he says is actually real.

When Kirk confronts Dr. Adams over the ship’s communication system, Adams, speaking from his asylum on the surface, has all the right answers.  He identifies who Dr. Van Gelder is and claims that he was doing some experiments and he tested them on himself.  They went wrong and this is why he went mad.

Kirk seems satisfied with this explanation, but Dr. McCoy doesn’t buy it.  He tells Kirk he would note his doubts in in his medical log which requires Captain Kirk to write a response.  Kirk decides to investigate the matter and asked Dr. McCoy to assign him someone from his staff with a background in psychology.   He assigns Dr. Helen Noel, who has the required background not only in her field but may have had a minor fling with Captain Kirk.

Dr. Helen Noel has a history with Captain Kirk

The two beam down to the facility on the planet and they get a tour from Dr. Tristan Adams himself.  Dr. Adams seems friendly and cooperative but as he shows them the facility Captain Kirk starts to have doubts about the nature of it, although Dr. Noel finds the facility even more to her approval as she sees it.   Eventually they are taken to the room with the neural neutralizer; Dr. Adams reminds them that is what damaged Van Geller.  Adams calls it a failed idea that they only use sparingly to help the most dangerous of inmates.  Kirk communicates with Spock to let him know that he will be spending a few days there.  This destabilizes and already upset Van Geller who claims they are in danger.

Adams explaining his operation to his guests.

Later that evening Kirk is still not satisfied with Adams’s explanation of the neural neutralizer.  If it was a failure why do they still use it at all?  He decides that he and Noel will have a look at it in private.  When they get to the room with the neural neutralizer Kirk decides to test it on himself with Noel on the controls.  When she successfully erases his memory of the first test and implants a feeling of hunger in him.  Kirk is really impressed with the efficiency of a machine that Adams had labeled a failure.

Kirk and Noel decided on another test and Noel chooses to plant a romantic evening with the two of them as a memory from the Christmas party last year.  Before she can finish however Dr. Adams and his assistants arrive, capture Noel, and Adams begins to use the device to torture Captain Kirk.  He has Kirk give up his phaser and communicator and he convinces Kirk that he is madly in love with Noel and that he can’t live without her.  Then he tortures him by occasionally referring to her as being gone.

Kirk under Adams's torture

Kirk and Noel are confined to his arranged quarters at the facility.  At first Kirk tries to embrace her but she tells him that it was all a trick of the machine that Dr. Adams had done to him.  Kirk comes up with a plan he has Noel go through the ventilation shaft so she get to the engineering room where she can cut the power.

Going through the ventilation system years before Die Hard made it cool.

Onboard the Enterprise, Mr. Spock decides to take a risk.  Vulcans have the power to mind meld which means they can with touch establish a telepathic connection with whom they are touching.  Spock gets permission from Van Geller to use this technique on him.  It is a risk because Mr. Spock has never performed a mind meld with a non-Vulcan before.  Using the mind meld he’s able to get the truth about Dr. Adams and also repair Dr. Van Geller for the damage that was inflicted on him by mad scientist.

Mind Meld

Adams and his assistants take Captain Kirk back to the neural neutralizer for more torture.  For some reason they don't seem to notice that Noel is gone, Adams must have had an obsession with Kirk.  Adams is positively gleeful in his torture of Captain Kirk, he points out how much stronger Kirk is then Van Geller.  How he can resist longer and how Van Geller was already begging him for relief at this point.  Fortunately for Captain Kirk at this very moment Noel reaches the engineering room and is able to cut the power.  Adams and his men rush in to the neural neutralizer room to restrain Kirk but it is at this moment where Captain Kirk unleashes upon them his fierce fighting skills unparalleled anywhere this side of the galaxy.  He dispatches Adams and his assistant with ease leaving Adams wounded in the room with a torture device.

Some of facility's security try to get the power back on but it turns out Noel also has great fighting abilities as well and is able to shove one of them into the control panel electrocuting him.  Mr. Spock beams down ahead of his security team to help get control of the situation.  When power is restored Kirk realizes Adams is in the room with the neural neutralizer.  They go to it's location, shut the machine off, and enter the room but they find the Adams has died of loneliness.  Kirk explains how the machine empties you out and that by being alone in there without even a tormentor for company is itself a fatal mix.

He's dead, Jim.

Back on the Enterprise, the crew receives word that the recovered Dr. Van Geller has been able to disassemble the machine and get the facility back on track.  Dr. McCoy has a hard time believing that someone could die of loneliness and Kirk just lets him know that he had to have been in that room to understand.

Additional thoughts: It is interesting to note that when the script was originally written it was Yeoman Janice Rand who is going to be accompanying Captain Kirk down to the asylum.   This was rewritten because even though the idea of Yeoman Rand having a crush on Kirk has already been a little explored at this point, another member of the crew might have a crush on the Captain isn’t entirely out of bounds. Creating the character of Dr. Helen Noel was a much better direction.  She is much more qualified than Yeoman Rand to inspect an asylum and it’s also nice to see people who work in the departments on the Enterprise who are not the head of that department.  We get to meet a doctor who isn’t Dr. McCoy.  Also we saw helmsman who wasn't Mr. Sulu, apparently it Mr. Sulu didn't have a shift on this adventure.

Kirk and Noel

What I also thought was interesting about this episode was how it really didn’t need to be a Star Trek episode.   You could’ve taken the same script change some of the characters around and made an episode of The Adventures of Superman, Man from U.N.C.L.E, or even Get Smart and it would’ve worked.

As for Dr. Adams he wasn’t a very impressive villain.  He was just creepy good off on torture he kind of reminds me of Ramsey Bolton from Game of Thrones but without the blood.  I mean when he had Captain Kirk under his control all he had to do was tell Kirk forget all the bad things he saw and make him give a glowing report on his Captain’s Log.  Then do the same with Dr. Helen Noel.  But no, like Ramsey, he had to play his games. If he planned this right every time a Federation official stopped by he could turn them into one of his mind slaves in overtime take control of the entire Federation.  But no, you like to play torture games. 

I feel bad for all the people at Starfleet Medical; Dr. Adams was one of their foremost researchers in the field of corrective medicine.  Then it turns out that he is himself a mentally disturbed person who gets off on torture.  Now they have to go over all his research in painstaking detail to determine at what point he flipped and what part of his research is still useful or maybe it might all have to be thrown out. Remember how Kirk so admired him in the beginning?  I bet medical students are studying this case well into the 24^th century.

In the end of the day is the neural neutralizer really that bad of an idea?  I mean yes it can get abused but that doesn’t mean it cannot have any legitimate function.  Many things that have legitimate functions can be abused and one abused the result can be horrible.  Look at phasers, 20^th century ovens, and drugs in general.  Those are legitimate things that can be horribly abused.

We saw when Captain Kirk and Dr. Noel were experimenting with the neural neutralizer it seemed to work fine in a limited capacity to which it was designed for.  Couldn’t they use it to fix all the damage that Dr. Adams caused?  Did Mr. Spock give everyone in the asylum of mind meld?  It doesn’t seem very practical.  Think of all the good you could do with one of these things under your control.

Just imagine yourself with this device and a truly evil and despicable person like a real life Ramsey Bolton under the devices power.

Evil person: “Ah, what is this?”
You: “Murder is wrong.  When you think about murdering you become very sad and you want to go home without hurting anyone at all.”
Evil person: “Murder is wrong.”
You: “Maiming is wrong.  When you think about maiming a person you become very sad and you want to go home without hurting anyone at all
Evil person: “Maiming is wrong.”
You: “Rape is wrong.  When you think about raping a person you become very sad and you want to go home without hurting anyone at all.”
From this point you continue on getting the truly disturbed individual to stop the physical assault, theft, and damage to embrace decency. 

Oh well sometimes neither the good guys nor the bad guys have any imagination.

FINAL GRADE: 3 of 5